Lot of Chaos

Patience
Reputation
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Round1
Dings0 / 3
Free0
Best0
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Lot of Chaos

Saturday at Costc0. Find a parking spot before your patience runs out.

↑↓←→ driveSpace honk · hold to blastB blinkerE get out / get in
How it works
  • Green dashed spots are free. Blue spots are accessible parking: park there and you get a ticket.
  • Push stray carts into a CART RETURN for points. Let people cross and your reputation goes up; honk, ding and steal and it goes down. Good reputation means fewer people cut you off.
  • Three dings and your car catches fire. Hit one shopper and you get sued.
  • Press E when stopped to get out of the car. On foot you can push carts to a return, walk up to someone who stole your spot and argue (E again), and get back in with E. Leave the car in a lane for 20 seconds and it gets towed.
  • Each trip has two missions for bonus points. Career missions carry across games.
Career missions

    A parody. Costc0 is not a real store.